Friday, August 14, 2009

Martha Stewart's Twitter Is a Catalog of Death and Mayhem

Martha Stewart is a walking vortex of chaos and destruction, and we know this because we read her Twitter. The latest "accident:" A car simply burst into flames, right there outside her gates.

The mommy mogul tried to explain away the suspicious incident by blaming a sign, which snuck up on the driver, in broad daylight:



If we had $5 for every time a minor collision with a flimsy stationary object had caused one of our vehicles to becomeSource: Gawker RSS Feed

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